greatbigboots:

lilyflxwers:

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

everyone (americans) saying uwu I don’t really have an accent I am Biting you

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

theconcealedweapon:

funnytwittertweets:

gloss518062:

bandwagon time :)

you have 6+ cousins

were on the local news

allergic to eggplant

broke the same bone multiple times

have memory loss

studied latin/ancient greek at some point in time

speak more than 2 languages

were on the verge of being expelled

none apply

multiple apply (in tags)

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humandisastersquad:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

how many degrees of separation are you from Kevin Bacon?

0 (hi kevin!!)

1 (say hi to kevin for us)

2

3

4

5

6+

how the hell should i know

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okay i should have probably disclosed up front that i’m a 4 so if you consider me to be a connection then you’re at minimum a 5

Here’s a site to help determine your number

How it works: put in the most famous person you or someone you know or someone you know knows etc has met and use that number to figure out your connection.

E.g. my dad knew helen reddy, who has a kevin bacon number of 2, so he would have a number of 3 and therefore I am 4 degrees of separation from kevin bacon

urrone:

puckgoodfaggot:

poor-boy-orpheus:

callisteios:

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

[id: a screenshot of a uquiz that says “question 1 of 17 would you like to be a god? answers, please choose 1” with the option to select “no” or “yes”. below is a green “next” button /end id]

Y’all I’m the god of indie chillpop and if that doesn’t describe my entire being

that tracks

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

humming-fly:

Every now and then I’m reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I’ve always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you’re not on this site and with tumblr’s New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?

Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)

Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)

Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)

Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)

What Kids Consider “Real” Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)

Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)

Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)

Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)

Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)

My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it’s fun)

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deus-ex-aquila:

enricks:

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

ranidspace:

ranidspace:

https://www.lightpollutionmap.info/

Use the link above, and click about where you are. what is your “bortle” number, aka, how light polluted is your area

Class 8-9

Class 7

Class 6

Class 5

Class 4

Class 3

Class 2

Class 1

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if you’re worried about the website finding out where you live. dont worry. it already knows where you are just by you opening the page, this goes for every website btw. As always reblog for higher sample size

im an astronomy student and im living in a class 8-9 im going to cry

hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011:

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

eyeslungspancreas:

sorry to anyone who now has to watch me (and a million other mutuals) randomly reblog teen wolf analysis posts after literal years of not being interested in anything to do with that show, my heart truly goes out to u